“our movement is about one simple ideal and…

yes, I agree, it is a beautiful ideal, I mean, who isn’t for it, right? And if you can get behind this ideal, and I mean really what kind of subhuman meatsac wouldn’t, you are already part of our movement…

yes, that’s right, you really truly are already one of us and we love you…

I’m glad you are committed already to this one simple beautiful ideal, you are truly awesome…

here’s a list of words and phrases to immediately cut from your vocabulary, it was generated 3 minutes ago so it’s sadly out of date but we’ll have a new outdated one to you as soon as we can…

be sure to immediately attack anyone who uses one of these words and phrases as these awful things murder this beautiful powerful simple ideal…not attacking an enemy viciously enough is, well let’s just say it’s disappointing…

here’s a list of people and organizations to shun. I know, a lot of them seem like people that support our ideal, but they really don’t, they’re monsters, it’s hard to believe we took selfies with some of them yesterday, well, saying the awful things and asking the awful questions, they need to learn what’s acceptable

I’ll send over a box of external drives and email you a bunch of files  which contain more rules, procedures, actions, and so forth that you’ll need to familiarize yourself with…

remember, all of this isn’t everything, you’ll need to carefully watch blogs (here’s a list, some of the names are crossed out, ignore or better yet troll those) and social media (here’s a list of accounts, oh, yeah, that’s kind of heavy, and sadly out of date too, it’s a booger to keep up sometimes let me tell ya!) to learn about other expectations…

HOW will you learn about new expectations?

Well that’s simple you silly, when another friend or ally is ostracized and punished for a breach, then YOU’LL know about the new expectations…

Welcome to our loving group and thanks for supporting this one simple beautiful ideal, you truly are awesome and we value you…now about that hair…”