thoughts, asides, besides…

Our water heater decided to wet all over our morning by wetting all over our laundry room (and water heater room) floor. I’ve added the water heater to my “appliances shitlist, right after “toaster” (not “the toaster” just “toaster,” all toasters hate me and I return their ill will).

Ever have someone tell you that x (food) isn’t healthy now because you added xx (awesome food) to it? For instance: “That broccoli isn’t healthy now that you dipped it in that ranch dressing.” I don’t really know about all that. I mean sure you added fat and whatever other devils are put into ranch dressing to make it great, but the broccoli didn’t disappear. It’s still there, you’re still ingesting it.

And I gotta tell you, I can eat a helluva lot more broccoli with ranch than without. I mean hell, I could’ve dipped french fries in that ranch.

Gen X – they said we were slackers. I was going to complain but…whatever.

“The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likeable. In three days no one could stand him.” -from “Catch 22” by Joseph Heller


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