“The Bible is a book written by a bunch of fallible men, inspired by God of course, but with lots of awful and ridiculous things in it. It’s not a guide for how to live one’s life in the modern world. No, I follow Jesus Christ only, who I know about from the Bible.”

That Dr.Who line never works. Nobody believes you when you tell them it’s “bigger on the inside.”

Thank you for praying for me, I’ll masturbate for you.

I’ve never gained respect for a faith by learning more about it.

Faith is a disqualifying move in the game of “what is.”


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