Sing along with me (to a tune you think fits, or make one up) :
Look I got these bottles of beer
Going to my room with these bottles of beer
Lotsa people on the escalator, I’ll take the stairs
AHH i tripped and broke this bottle of beer
Escalator people all get to stare
While I pick the glass out of a puddle of beer
This song is sad but true. Be careful with your beers if you want to, you know, drink them or something.